Well today was interesting. Had my first fight with the newbies in the area. Trying ot get everything orginized so we can present our selfs at a bigger event. Never relized how hard it is to try to control a bunch of blood crazed weapon swinging TOTALY un orginized bunch of !@#$%^!
The day started out trying ot find pool noodels to make simpleswords for the new guys. Well really to let them try to make their own. Well needles to say this late in the season it was not easy. We found some at Target but they were the flower shaped ones that are kinda hard to tape or cloth cover. When your done you look like you have something out of my little fairy princess the christmas special. So I desided to be a real ass about that and made a few flower shaped swords with pink covers and purple/rainbow crosguards without telling the others.
We ended up finding the noodles at a local pool and rec center. They were selling them for $1.99 each. But the girl there said if we became members of the stores club, like a cvs card kinda thing, we could get them for $0.49 each. HOT DAMN the guy with me bought $30 worth on the spot. LOL
Anyway We got back home and got everyone togather. Is it just me or is it down right scary what people will think of making when they have never made a foam anything before? We had guys wanting to make 3 headed axes, Balistas, tridents and everything you could think of. One guy wanted to make that double ended Orc axe out of the D&D PHB. I was like guys easy make a sword first. So after hours of trying to teach these guys to relax and think before you cut (LOL went through a ton of pvc becouse people saying "About this long will do")
Ok on to the fights... Our first match was 2 totaly new people. Never played never even held a weapon before. Of corse 1 had to pick a flail and I make mine with the full 6" rope/chain and max size head. So can you imagine? It was likr that seen from Star Wars episode 6. When the Ewok stragled him self with the sling. The first shot was awsome. Landed a nice solid thud on the other guys back. the next 2 shots however were clasic. One missed the target and hit the user square in the face. BAM!!!!!! The Other player was laughing so hard she could not stand up strait. He swung again and pulled that Happy Gilmore thing where the flail ended up in the guy nextdoors pool. You see this kind of crap on TV and movies and it looks funny as hell, but you never belive it would really play out that way untill you see it first hand. My God I got my work cut out for me on this one.
Well after a series of total fuck ups, I mean people throwing weapons triping over eachother argueing over hits misses and various things. Hell 1 guy shiled based this poor little girl and landed on her. There he was 6' 2" laying ontop of a girl 5' 6" saying "Ok, now what do I do with her?" Well you can imagine the interesting things people shouted out to that one.
Another one was interesting, Now She was good, really good. But this guy was just to fast for her and she kept missing him as he humped away from her swings. Finaly she tried an upward shot. Well you can guess what happened next. I used that as a prime example of a perfectly leagle shot that you just dont want to do, espicaly to your fiance, if you plan to have kids some day. He kept talking in a really high pich for the rest of the day and she kept saying "well it was leagle right?"
Ok so after day 1 of training I would give these guys on a scale of 1-10 about a -6. I was hopping ot have them ready to meet with the rest of you by the opening of next season but I have a strong feeling unless they pull some kind of ringer out of some place we might not see you till the 2009 season closing.
Hey if you guys can do me a favor, tell me what type of stuff I should/you want to hear put in this blog. Can you tell I never wrote one before? Any coments are greatly welcomed

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