Hmm.  God or man has yet to develop gloves that Dap won't dissolve like so many pixie sticks in cider.  To hell with it, mah squidchild repellent (boith contraaaal) works till I'm 29 and three headed kids sound kinna intriguing anyhow.  Had a tremendously entertaining and good time 4th of July weekend foamsmithin'.  Few brews, few barbecue items and Hel followedwith them (day o' buildin' with my sensei Hel).  Each stop, Joannes, Home Depot, Big 5 Sporting goods, Hellmart was an adventure.  We had all sorta ignint checkout people question our strange purchases.  Later, spread out on the roof of our domicile mid-construction, I realized it looked like we were members of the ELF (and NOT of the Eldar persuasion) making pipe bombs.  This trigger be poplin.  Less than pathetic, the new single blue is good lookin'.  Think I'll sleep with it tonight [no Sare, not like club Susan-the-Betrayer, for ONE minute...].

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Well, Its been 9 months in Babylon Outpost, and we've had multiple sunny days.  But I tell you, those Babylon boys up here like to fight in their living rooms, seated, with no weapons, not fighting.  There's a fat virus sweeping around infecting everyone, and fresh asshole Gamin likes to talk shit and can't even rouse nobody to beat her three ways from Sunday come 'layon.'  Thaaaats right. 

 (Nervous shifting)  This from the jerk who couldn't wrestle away from midterms to go to Western Wars, even though some asshole (Ralimar) came from a land far far away (New York) with his SWEETHEART in tow...makin me look bad Ralimar.

    Aw damnit.  Gotta put on the headphones.  G'damn lesbian roomates are making out again.  This gets messy, save yourselves.   Oh and if I say I like to talk shit, its just that I'm lashing out for the ritual destruction of my tent cause JUICER was sleeping in it last Chaos Wars.  There are going to be some payback shenanigans. 

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As all who have experienced the joy of his prescence at such events as Chaos Wars...Juicer is a special, special man.  His birthday is today!  Little wierdo made it!    Huszzahs for him, and Juicer, you'll get beat up fer your birthday celebration next August...-Gamz